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Reblogged from howyoudoin

I have an inkling that this line doesn’t work very often.

Drunk girl: Hey there …you going to the bathroom?
Me: Ummm yeah *awkward chuckle*
Drunk girl: Cause I’m lookin’ for a stud.
Me: I see.
Drunk girl: I already got the STD, all I need is U. I’ll see you on the way out, honey.

(via Brian in Manhattan Beach, CA)

hahahahahahahahahaha omg

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