hanniebun:
David Bowie: Bret. Bret?… Bret!
Bret: Jemaine, what are you doing?
David Bowie: It’s not Jemaine. Its 1972 David Bowie from the Ziggy Stardust era.
Bret: Wow. You look a lot like Jemaine
David Bowie: No, I’m David Bowie.
Bret: What are you doing in my room?
David Bowie: This is a dream, Bret. It’s all part of your freaky dream.
Bret: Ohhh, right.
David Bowie: Am I freaking you out Bret? Is this a freaky dream?
Bret: I’ve had some pretty freaky dreams.
David Bowie: Have you?
Bret: Yea, I had one where I was a guinea pig but with my face. And I had another one where I was a giraffe but then when-
David Bowie: - yea, okay, listen Bret I don’t have much time. I’m just here to tell you don’t worry about your body image. People used to give me crap about being thin all the time. But I just broke through their false barriers.
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