jennyowenyoungs:

Oh hey.  Tomorrow evening spend quality time with me and @laurenzettler, pictured here, at Rockwood Music Hall’s new Stage 2.  We will both be wearing our Batman shirts plus Zetts is a babe and I know how much you enjoy objectifying ladies… pig.  No but seriously women are things.  7pm show / 6:30pm doors / non-stop action.  RICKETS!  I mean tickets.  I actually typed ‘rickets’ by accident and decided to leave it because I like the way it looks in caps with an exclamation point - festive.  Anyway TICKETS: http://bit.ly/b3whs3

I’ll be joined by Dan Romer, Chris Kuffner, and Elliot Jacobson… translation: the chest hair shall flow like wine and the wine shall flow like your mom.  Thank you.  See you tomorrow!

OK, so I have to put this out there for you all to see. If you could objectify two women only… like only two people in the entire world. Just make them feel awkward by sitting lustfully and staring at them, gazing into their eyes across a table and breathing heavily, it should be Lauren and Jenny. I don’t know if there are tables at Rockwood 2, so you should go along and find out. Also don’t be a creep. Stop reading this and thinking about doing it for reals (unless you’re dressed as Batman, ‘cause then its so OK its not even funny.)

Oh, and I mean, if you ever wanted to hit on a dude, or be in the presence of a shining beacon of mansquad glory and chest hair, dazzling heads and bass & guitar playing geniuses (genii? genie? lamps? alladin? lads?) you should go. If someone can spoon with Dan mid-song and get a shot, let me know.

Just go, buy them drinks and tell Lauren and Jenny they would be better with capes and super deep voices.